[Ras Kass]
   She had me only, almost loosin my cool
   Remi and Moet wit brew, shootin pool
   Ask me if I wanted a dance, yeah
   Made my way to her chair, sugar shake it over here
   Fell in love wit the clothes that she didn't wear
   Beat the fat derriere, while I whispered in her air
   Hope it all about Chippers, I'm tryin to kick it after I tip ya
   Pour ya in my champagne glass and sip ya
   Tropical, clockin, Latin American mami, Sevita from Guyana
   Move like good sex, plus her eyes do the rest
   Baby soft flesh, you could rest, who the best
   Honey straight bangin ya, puffin the Buddha pest, tatas danglin
   Started to flow, she promised not to hurt me
   Wrapped her legs around my neck, and worked me, wit a lapdance
  
   [Chorus: RC]
   The Henny got me in a zone, I wanna take you home
   So we can be alone, for my lapdance
   I think I got another dime, just do it one more time
   The only thing that's on my mind, is my lapdance
  
   [Ras Kass]
   Face cameras on, raspberry lipstick
   Had to be twisted, "Not really", she insisted
   Experimented a little, but never kissed it
   Do I have a girlfriend, she can be my mistress
   Pop the P, like it's just for me
   Bout three G's, hangin out of G-string V
   I don't see nothin wrong wit the hump
   Damn, sweetie, don't brake you high heel pump
   Gotta keep it crunk though
   When the DJ pay, she next on stage
   After the song she gotta go, meet you at bar when I'm done
   1-51, tie cherries in a knot wit her tongue
   Work the poll like Dominique Dawes, without drawers
   Applause, brakin niggas like laws
   We fantasize for the chance to romance
   But it cost 10 dollars for another lapdance
  
   [Chorus]
  
   [RC]
   I've been your fool, you know you gotta pay your dues
   You wanna get wit Ras and Rueb
   Then you must choose, and you know you can't loose
   There's somethin bout the way that you shakin your rump
   It makes me feel good cuz I likes to hump
   The way you move your body in a sexy way
   It makes wanna lapdance everyday
  
   [Ras Kass]
   She said 5 for the top, 10 for the bottom
   Looked her up and down, said "Hmm, I got 'em"
  
   [RC]
   And she worked the nightshift
   A dish water blonde, tall and fine
   She made a lotta till, ask her what you gotta say, nigga
  
   [Ras Kass]
   First of all, she 5'8", I'm 5'6"
   But if I put on my Prince heels, can we go on a dance
   Had her laughin, like Ras you off the hook
   I got 101 positions, that'll leave you shook
   Off the books, I'm all yours on all fours
   Wit nine chords, so, me and more
   Keep it real wit me, pick me up at three
   Scooped up in the Lex, and got served for free OohWee
  
   [Chorus]