Claudine, I love ya, don't be shy
   Come round my place, I'll blow your mind
   I'll show you heaven sure as I can lie
  
   Come on Mister Heaven
   Let me give you my my my my Mister Heaven
   Um yeah, I'll be my my my my Mister Heaven
  
   I'll make sweet honey
   I treat you nice
   I'll show you sugar
   Add a juggle and a dice
   Nail my beard to the bathroom door
   If it's what you want, baby
  
   Come on, come on take take your Mister Heaven
   Um yeah, I'll be my my my my Mister Heaven
   Um yeah, I'll be my my my my Mister Heaven
  
   Claudine je vous aimais la bête
   ( in French means : Claudine the beast I loved you )
   I'll wash your dog, babe, don't forget
   Inflate your body, my inflatable queen
   Want to get right in your sack o sack o skin now Mister Heaven
   Um yeah, I'll be my my my my Mister Heaven
   My God, I'll be my my my my Mister Heaven
   Scream blue murder, Scream blue murder...