John was a metal-headed monster
  he caught a piece of the earth
  and sometimes he flew off the handle
  and that was his handle
  
  Jack Hammer
  c'mon, c'mon good buddy
  he's Jack Hammer
  Jonathan, Jonathan H-A-M-M-E-R
  
  He had a fist full of dirt
  had a shirt
  he had boots
  they were black
  his fist came so close she had a wind attack
  
  he's Jack Hammer
  he's Jack Hammer
  
  Mouth like a power saw
  head like a radio
  hand like a bear paw
  pants full of tadpoles
  
  he's Jack Hammer
  he's Jack Hammer